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Post by madandfrozen on Apr 2, 2007 16:19:33 GMT -5
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog......Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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Post by madandfrozen on Apr 2, 2007 16:19:53 GMT -5
I didn't write this, I just thought it was to funny not to post ^^
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Post by Lady Hammer on Apr 2, 2007 16:32:26 GMT -5
lol was this a real story? Did that actually happen? 'Cause it's funny as hell.
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Post by madandfrozen on Apr 2, 2007 16:35:09 GMT -5
I don't know if it really happened, but its pretty funny. lol
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Post by silvermoon on Apr 2, 2007 16:49:14 GMT -5
*falls over laughing*
That is just so hilarious!
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Post by madandfrozen on Apr 2, 2007 17:00:08 GMT -5
^^
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Post by Jordy on Apr 3, 2007 5:05:38 GMT -5
Ha, that's a great story. =-)
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Post by kittenistic on Apr 3, 2007 8:12:21 GMT -5
*explodes*
That's hilarious.
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Post by madandfrozen on Apr 3, 2007 11:06:32 GMT -5
lol, I'm glad it made someone laugh ^^
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Post by Jordy on Apr 3, 2007 17:49:07 GMT -5
It made a lot of people laugh. =)
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Post by madandfrozen on Apr 3, 2007 19:00:10 GMT -5
yeah, lol
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Post by Bethany on Apr 3, 2007 21:18:09 GMT -5
Wow. The people you meet at Wal-Mart. O.o XD
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Post by madandfrozen on Apr 6, 2007 21:27:05 GMT -5
I agree. Some of them can be VERY scary...
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Post by wionasfate on May 13, 2007 8:10:29 GMT -5
JAZZIE!! YOU POSTED THIS ON ASIL!!!lol
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Post by mysteria on May 13, 2007 13:24:23 GMT -5
yesh I did, lol
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