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Post by snowkitty on Jun 21, 2007 17:41:29 GMT -5
Before you go to bed, make sure you have:
1. A bedside table.
If you don't have one of these babies, then I strongly urge you to move your coffee table into your bedroom. Very important to have a table in your room.
2. A notebook.
A piece of paper won't do it! Get yourself a fresh notebook and label it "Bedtime Writings". "Frank" is good, too.
3. A pencil with an eraser and sharp tip.
This is the most important part, but it won't work without Frank! I once had an idea just before falling asleep, was too worried I would forget it, but didn't have a notebook or pencil. So I wrote it up and down my arm, twice, in pink highlighter.
My parents probably thought I was on drugs the next day when I had stuff written all over me. And I went out. In public. Because I forgot it was there.
Don't turn out like me - GET A PENCIL.
4. A lamp.
Preferably a lamp with a soft light that can't be noticed from the hallway when your door is closed. Blue light = love.
5. A pillow.
I don't care what kind of pillow it is, just get a pillow so you can prop your head up without going OWOWOW since you're hitting your head against the wooden thing they always put on beds.
6. A burrito.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. Without burritos, everyone's muse would go down the toilet.
Hopefully this has been helpful to you. If not, well...maybe it made you laugh? xD
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Post by wionasfate on Jun 23, 2007 19:58:18 GMT -5
The burrito part made me laugh....
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Post by snowkitty on Jul 3, 2007 17:10:54 GMT -5
I'm very glad. XD
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Post by Cira on Oct 24, 2007 15:41:34 GMT -5
This made me laugh, but everything on the list IS really important. (it only took one night for me to prove it). Here we go:
Without a burrito/muse you will write horrible lame poems called things like "Rain in the Dark" Without the table you will write in your lap. Without Frank you will write your horrible poem in an old girly journal someone gave you. Without a pencil you will write with a half-dead pen. *scribble, scribble, shake, shake, lick* Without a lamp you will have to grip a flashlight between your teeth 'til they're sore. *ow* (this one also makes you drool, ew) And without a pillow you will have to write all hunched over in your lap and you will get VERY sore and/or stiff. I promise.
yes, I really did prove this all in one night XD
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