Post by The Pilot on Dec 8, 2007 1:23:45 GMT -5
“HOUND![/i]” she shrieked into the late afternoon sky. Lauren struggled furiously against the Elf's attempts to restrain her.
“Perhaps we should have bound you!” he said poisonously.
Lauren was trying everything to free her from his grasp- she couldn't go with them! “You get your hands the fuck off me!” And suddenly, her mindless flailing accomplished something. Her elbow met with the softness of his gut, and with a groan, his guard was let down just long enough to let her push herself off the horse and tumble to the ground. It was a hard fall, but Lauren jumped up as fast as she could into the direction of the house once more, all the while calling for robotic companion.
The elf that she hadn't attacked was hot on her trail though, and was catching up rather quickly. She dodged into a thicket in attempts to lose him, but it only slowed the fearless horse the slightest bit. She kept running, and running, ducking out of the way when he tried to grab her hair or collar. Soon enough, there were two Elves, angry as hell, in pursuit.
Then suddenly, a giant wild cat leapt out from in front of them, roaring with such fierceness that the horses reared up and backed away.
“What is this, now!” one of the Elves said. The two of them stared at Hound in his animal form, eyes flaming, before drawing their swords. “We do not fear your pets, girl,” said one. “Come, Elladan, let us dispose of this poor beast.”
The twins dismounted their horses, and charged at the Autobot. He was ready.
Lauren backed away from the scene, not wanting to get caught in the crossfire. “Don't kill them!” she shouted.
Elladan and Elrohir attacked Hound with masterful fervor, but it took them only a few hits to realize that their blows were doing nothing, and even seemed to be striking metal rather than flesh. Hound took that opportunity to knock them both the ground, pinning each one under a paw.
“What wizardry is this!” gasped Elrohir under the weight of the paw on his chest. Hound growled menacingly at him.
Then, much to everyone's surprise, Hound spoke, from somewhere in the depths of his chassis: “It's none of your concern.” She saw his eyes flicker a bright blue for just a moment, before he released them, beckoning for Lauren to get on his back. She did, albeit awkwardly, and watched as the twin sons of Elrond sprang to their feet, eyes and mouths wide in awe and fear, and mounted their horses once again before riding off.
“Come on, we need to go,”she said. The two of them disappeared into the trees. They went on for some time, heading north-east, before stopping on a grassy rise. Lauren slipped off him, and began to nervously pace. After a moment or so of watching, Hound transformed.
“What exactly happened?”
The girl stopped her movements, though her arms remained crossed. “Those two Elves are the sons of Elrond, the head of the organization that makes all the rules for the fans here. They got whiff that I'd been participating in some questionable activities and socializing with questionable individuals, and so thought it necessary to arrest me, since they knew where I was.”
“But why you? I thought your long-haired friend would be held more accountable for that than you. Now I'm not saying that this is all his fault, but, he's done more “wrong” by their standards than you have.” Hound's eyes flickered with concern.
“That's exactly what's going on here,” she sighed. “I'm guilty by association. I think they intended to use me to get to Narthas, which is who they really wanted, but they don't know where he is. I'm sure if they found out about all of these portals that he and Morithil made, they might put him away until the End of Days,” she chuckled, though the laugh was more out of stress than humor. She knew the consequences if a fan broke the rules, but... what would they do to an Elf? DERIF couldn't have him expelled from Middle-earth, could they? “And it doesn't help that he's got a bad rap with Elrond to begin with. Whatever punishment that he would have faced might be twice as bad because of it.”
She looked up and saw the bot wince. He was silent for a moment before speaking. “So what happens to you now?”
“Faramir doesn't want to see me again, so I can't return to Emyn Arnen. And then following Narthas and the other two Autobots would be far too risky at this point in time. I think our best bet is to go back to Minas Tirith.”
“But what about me? I can't be seen in either form.”
“I'm... not sure. I know that at certain points in Arda's history, large animals and stuff existed, but I don't know how they would react to you in this day and age. I think that the safest place for the two of us right now would be in the Underground while we wait for Narthas to get back. If we could somehow get past the guards at all of the gates, then we'll be alright.”
“Hmm...” he rubbed his chin, striking her as being a very human gesture. “I suppose we don't have a choice, do we? Now, where do you suppose those two Elves went?”
“They probably are headed back to Rivendell to report to Elrond what happened here,” she sighed. “Christ, this situation is getting worse and worse. The very people we're trying to protect want us out of their lives, and they'll use just about any reason to expel us.”
“I'm sure things'll work themselves out, right?”
Lauren laughed darkly. “You're such an Autobot.”
“And proud of it!”
She rolled her eyes. “Come on, we need to make it back to the city. If we walk at a good pace, we'll get there after the street traffic dies down and hopefully you'll draw as little attention as possible.”
They started to walk along in a northerly direction, and Hound was noticeably quiet. Then she caught him making a “hm” noise.
“What?” she inquired, looking up at him as they walked.
“I wonder...” he continued rather vaguely.
“What!”
“I was just wondering if I could use my holographic projectors to cloak myself.”
“Oh my god, that's right! You can cast holograms!” The girl exclaimed. “Why the hell haven't you used it before?”
“Well, I either wanted to conserve energy, or I didn't think it would've been appropriate for the challenge at hand...”
“Try it!” she barked. “What sorts of things can you disguise yourself as?”
“Anything I've got solid image memories of,” he replied. He thought for a moment, before an 'aha!' expression crossed his robotic face. “How about your friend, Narthas?”
The two of them stopped walking, and Lauren eagerly beckoned him to continue. “Try it, dude. We've got nothing to lose, really.”
“Alright,” said Hound. He stood perfectly still, when a small device mounted to his shoulder began to move. His form started to fizzle with scanlines, a much smaller one flickering in his place here and there. It was like she was watching an old TV not fully tuned to a channel, or a tape that had shitty tracking. A few moments later, the 15 foot robot was replaced by a 6 foot, one inch Elf with brown hair and dressed in an assortment of greens. He grinned and gestured to himself. “Not bad, huh?”
Lauren's mouth fell open and she walked up to touch him. This hologram of Narthas had Hound's voice, but she wanted to see if it was more than just an image. Much to her disappointment, however, she was not 2 feet from him when she collided with something big and solid, resulting in a disruption of the image.
“Hey, hey! Careful, there,” 'Narthas' said. “I may look smaller now, but it's just a form of cloaking. The real me is still here, it's just not visible.” And to prove it, an invisible hand grabbed her arm and pulled her to her feet while the hologram of Narthas remained standing still.
“Ugh, I'm going to have a bruise from that,” she mumbled, feeling her face, dully surprised when she found her nose wasn't bleeding. “You know,” Lauren said, looking from the hologram to where she tried to espy the real form of Hound. “This idea seemed much cooler a few minutes ago. Try walking?”
The image of Narthas strode around, but he was accompanied by low, heavy footfalls and indentations in the soil from the robot's real feet.
“Yeah, I'm starting to wonder if we might be better off trying to sneak you in with your puma form.”
“Oh!” he exclaimed, allowing the hologram of Narthas to disappear. “Let me try disguising myself in my alternate form.”
That, as Lauren imagined, would be a far better idea. It was a much more manageable dimension than the one he was currently at. And so, with little ado, Hound folded himself up like origami paper and turned into a wildcat the size of a rhinoceros. His eyes flickered a daring shade of blue.
“You know,” Lauren said, interrupting his concentration. “I was wondering. If you're from the first generation of Transformers, then how come you can turn into an animal at all? I thought all you guys could scan were machines and vehicles, and the animals were left up to Transformers from the Beast Machines era.”
Hound laughed. “I don't really know what you're talking about, but I can say that adopting organic shells is Pretender technology. It's just a different kind of disguise, really. And it adds some armor and stuff like that, but it mainly serves as a defense against more minor organic threats.”
“OH!” she burst out, making a wild gesture. “I remember reading about Pretender technology on the internet somewhere. Didn't some Decepticon invent it, and then Megatron thought that the process was disgusting and unnatural and all that, so the project was dropped?”
“Hmm,” the robot said, searching the ground as he thought. “Not that I know of. To the best of my knowledge, us Autobots came up with it as yet another means if disguise. Some of the more advanced versions even allow us to take on human forms, and even shrink down to your size too!”
Lauren let her head fall back and shoulders slump. “Why the hell didn't you kids bring that technology with you when you came here! That would have made things so much frakkin' easier.”
“Hey, it's not my fault that the Pretenders were busy, trying to figure out the importance of that one planet.. what's it called... Coruscant. Look, if worse comes to worse, I'll ask Prime that he send us Sky High and Waverider, maybe. At any rate, I'm gunna see if this idea works if you don't mind?”
She folded her arms and rolled her eyes. “Go right ahead.”
She watched as Hound proceeded to cloak himself as a quadruped. His form, just as it did before, fizzled in and out, slowly being replaced by an image of a horse. And not just any horse, but Elladan's horse. Complete with tack and all. Lauren grinned and nodded her head in approval.
“Now that's what I'm talking about. This is FAR more convincing, and frankly, far less creepy too.” She took a few steps closer to inspect the authenticity of the hologram. So long as no one reached out to touch him, Hound had turned himself into a bona-fide warhorse. “You know, it's a shame that I can't hold onto the reigns. People might think I'm weird with a horse following me around, but oh well. I've done more outlandish things in public before.”
“Oh, thank Primus,” he sighed, shaking off the hologram. “I can't let my concentration break while doing it this way, but it's going to be better than what we had before.”
“You can't break your concentration?”
“When I stop thinking about it, the hologram will disappear. Just a precaution my system takes so I don't go using energy when I don't need to.”
“Ah. Alright then. Well, getting to the fifth tier of the city takes a while. I just hope you don't have ADD, because if you're suddenly not a horse anymore on the main street of Minas Tirith, then... we'll get run through or something. And getting run through is never fun, no matter what anyone has told you.”
“Haha! You can certainly attest to that, can't you?” He gestured with his head at Lauren's midsection, where Narthas' stitches were still holding in what remained of her vital organs.
“Well, the way I see it, I've lost a few inches around the waistline, and that's never a bad thing,” she laughed. “But in all seriousness, we should get a move on. I don't want to stick around in any one place for too long.”
Hound nodded. “Of course. Come on, get on,” he said, gesturing to his back. “You know, transporting the two of us would be so much easier if I had my proper vehicle alt mode.”
“Well,” she said, clambering up the wild cat with no more grace than any horse she had to ride along the journey. “Beggars can't be choosers. Or something.”
“One in the hand is better than two in the smelting pool?”
“A watched pot never boils?”
“If it ain't damaged, don't repair it?”
“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade?”
“Primus helps those who help themselves?”
“Hahaha, sure. Let's go.”
“That's what I was waiting for.”
“Perhaps we should have bound you!” he said poisonously.
Lauren was trying everything to free her from his grasp- she couldn't go with them! “You get your hands the fuck off me!” And suddenly, her mindless flailing accomplished something. Her elbow met with the softness of his gut, and with a groan, his guard was let down just long enough to let her push herself off the horse and tumble to the ground. It was a hard fall, but Lauren jumped up as fast as she could into the direction of the house once more, all the while calling for robotic companion.
The elf that she hadn't attacked was hot on her trail though, and was catching up rather quickly. She dodged into a thicket in attempts to lose him, but it only slowed the fearless horse the slightest bit. She kept running, and running, ducking out of the way when he tried to grab her hair or collar. Soon enough, there were two Elves, angry as hell, in pursuit.
Then suddenly, a giant wild cat leapt out from in front of them, roaring with such fierceness that the horses reared up and backed away.
“What is this, now!” one of the Elves said. The two of them stared at Hound in his animal form, eyes flaming, before drawing their swords. “We do not fear your pets, girl,” said one. “Come, Elladan, let us dispose of this poor beast.”
The twins dismounted their horses, and charged at the Autobot. He was ready.
Lauren backed away from the scene, not wanting to get caught in the crossfire. “Don't kill them!” she shouted.
Elladan and Elrohir attacked Hound with masterful fervor, but it took them only a few hits to realize that their blows were doing nothing, and even seemed to be striking metal rather than flesh. Hound took that opportunity to knock them both the ground, pinning each one under a paw.
“What wizardry is this!” gasped Elrohir under the weight of the paw on his chest. Hound growled menacingly at him.
Then, much to everyone's surprise, Hound spoke, from somewhere in the depths of his chassis: “It's none of your concern.” She saw his eyes flicker a bright blue for just a moment, before he released them, beckoning for Lauren to get on his back. She did, albeit awkwardly, and watched as the twin sons of Elrond sprang to their feet, eyes and mouths wide in awe and fear, and mounted their horses once again before riding off.
“Come on, we need to go,”she said. The two of them disappeared into the trees. They went on for some time, heading north-east, before stopping on a grassy rise. Lauren slipped off him, and began to nervously pace. After a moment or so of watching, Hound transformed.
“What exactly happened?”
The girl stopped her movements, though her arms remained crossed. “Those two Elves are the sons of Elrond, the head of the organization that makes all the rules for the fans here. They got whiff that I'd been participating in some questionable activities and socializing with questionable individuals, and so thought it necessary to arrest me, since they knew where I was.”
“But why you? I thought your long-haired friend would be held more accountable for that than you. Now I'm not saying that this is all his fault, but, he's done more “wrong” by their standards than you have.” Hound's eyes flickered with concern.
“That's exactly what's going on here,” she sighed. “I'm guilty by association. I think they intended to use me to get to Narthas, which is who they really wanted, but they don't know where he is. I'm sure if they found out about all of these portals that he and Morithil made, they might put him away until the End of Days,” she chuckled, though the laugh was more out of stress than humor. She knew the consequences if a fan broke the rules, but... what would they do to an Elf? DERIF couldn't have him expelled from Middle-earth, could they? “And it doesn't help that he's got a bad rap with Elrond to begin with. Whatever punishment that he would have faced might be twice as bad because of it.”
She looked up and saw the bot wince. He was silent for a moment before speaking. “So what happens to you now?”
“Faramir doesn't want to see me again, so I can't return to Emyn Arnen. And then following Narthas and the other two Autobots would be far too risky at this point in time. I think our best bet is to go back to Minas Tirith.”
“But what about me? I can't be seen in either form.”
“I'm... not sure. I know that at certain points in Arda's history, large animals and stuff existed, but I don't know how they would react to you in this day and age. I think that the safest place for the two of us right now would be in the Underground while we wait for Narthas to get back. If we could somehow get past the guards at all of the gates, then we'll be alright.”
“Hmm...” he rubbed his chin, striking her as being a very human gesture. “I suppose we don't have a choice, do we? Now, where do you suppose those two Elves went?”
“They probably are headed back to Rivendell to report to Elrond what happened here,” she sighed. “Christ, this situation is getting worse and worse. The very people we're trying to protect want us out of their lives, and they'll use just about any reason to expel us.”
“I'm sure things'll work themselves out, right?”
Lauren laughed darkly. “You're such an Autobot.”
“And proud of it!”
She rolled her eyes. “Come on, we need to make it back to the city. If we walk at a good pace, we'll get there after the street traffic dies down and hopefully you'll draw as little attention as possible.”
They started to walk along in a northerly direction, and Hound was noticeably quiet. Then she caught him making a “hm” noise.
“What?” she inquired, looking up at him as they walked.
“I wonder...” he continued rather vaguely.
“What!”
“I was just wondering if I could use my holographic projectors to cloak myself.”
“Oh my god, that's right! You can cast holograms!” The girl exclaimed. “Why the hell haven't you used it before?”
“Well, I either wanted to conserve energy, or I didn't think it would've been appropriate for the challenge at hand...”
“Try it!” she barked. “What sorts of things can you disguise yourself as?”
“Anything I've got solid image memories of,” he replied. He thought for a moment, before an 'aha!' expression crossed his robotic face. “How about your friend, Narthas?”
The two of them stopped walking, and Lauren eagerly beckoned him to continue. “Try it, dude. We've got nothing to lose, really.”
“Alright,” said Hound. He stood perfectly still, when a small device mounted to his shoulder began to move. His form started to fizzle with scanlines, a much smaller one flickering in his place here and there. It was like she was watching an old TV not fully tuned to a channel, or a tape that had shitty tracking. A few moments later, the 15 foot robot was replaced by a 6 foot, one inch Elf with brown hair and dressed in an assortment of greens. He grinned and gestured to himself. “Not bad, huh?”
Lauren's mouth fell open and she walked up to touch him. This hologram of Narthas had Hound's voice, but she wanted to see if it was more than just an image. Much to her disappointment, however, she was not 2 feet from him when she collided with something big and solid, resulting in a disruption of the image.
“Hey, hey! Careful, there,” 'Narthas' said. “I may look smaller now, but it's just a form of cloaking. The real me is still here, it's just not visible.” And to prove it, an invisible hand grabbed her arm and pulled her to her feet while the hologram of Narthas remained standing still.
“Ugh, I'm going to have a bruise from that,” she mumbled, feeling her face, dully surprised when she found her nose wasn't bleeding. “You know,” Lauren said, looking from the hologram to where she tried to espy the real form of Hound. “This idea seemed much cooler a few minutes ago. Try walking?”
The image of Narthas strode around, but he was accompanied by low, heavy footfalls and indentations in the soil from the robot's real feet.
“Yeah, I'm starting to wonder if we might be better off trying to sneak you in with your puma form.”
“Oh!” he exclaimed, allowing the hologram of Narthas to disappear. “Let me try disguising myself in my alternate form.”
That, as Lauren imagined, would be a far better idea. It was a much more manageable dimension than the one he was currently at. And so, with little ado, Hound folded himself up like origami paper and turned into a wildcat the size of a rhinoceros. His eyes flickered a daring shade of blue.
“You know,” Lauren said, interrupting his concentration. “I was wondering. If you're from the first generation of Transformers, then how come you can turn into an animal at all? I thought all you guys could scan were machines and vehicles, and the animals were left up to Transformers from the Beast Machines era.”
Hound laughed. “I don't really know what you're talking about, but I can say that adopting organic shells is Pretender technology. It's just a different kind of disguise, really. And it adds some armor and stuff like that, but it mainly serves as a defense against more minor organic threats.”
“OH!” she burst out, making a wild gesture. “I remember reading about Pretender technology on the internet somewhere. Didn't some Decepticon invent it, and then Megatron thought that the process was disgusting and unnatural and all that, so the project was dropped?”
“Hmm,” the robot said, searching the ground as he thought. “Not that I know of. To the best of my knowledge, us Autobots came up with it as yet another means if disguise. Some of the more advanced versions even allow us to take on human forms, and even shrink down to your size too!”
Lauren let her head fall back and shoulders slump. “Why the hell didn't you kids bring that technology with you when you came here! That would have made things so much frakkin' easier.”
“Hey, it's not my fault that the Pretenders were busy, trying to figure out the importance of that one planet.. what's it called... Coruscant. Look, if worse comes to worse, I'll ask Prime that he send us Sky High and Waverider, maybe. At any rate, I'm gunna see if this idea works if you don't mind?”
She folded her arms and rolled her eyes. “Go right ahead.”
She watched as Hound proceeded to cloak himself as a quadruped. His form, just as it did before, fizzled in and out, slowly being replaced by an image of a horse. And not just any horse, but Elladan's horse. Complete with tack and all. Lauren grinned and nodded her head in approval.
“Now that's what I'm talking about. This is FAR more convincing, and frankly, far less creepy too.” She took a few steps closer to inspect the authenticity of the hologram. So long as no one reached out to touch him, Hound had turned himself into a bona-fide warhorse. “You know, it's a shame that I can't hold onto the reigns. People might think I'm weird with a horse following me around, but oh well. I've done more outlandish things in public before.”
“Oh, thank Primus,” he sighed, shaking off the hologram. “I can't let my concentration break while doing it this way, but it's going to be better than what we had before.”
“You can't break your concentration?”
“When I stop thinking about it, the hologram will disappear. Just a precaution my system takes so I don't go using energy when I don't need to.”
“Ah. Alright then. Well, getting to the fifth tier of the city takes a while. I just hope you don't have ADD, because if you're suddenly not a horse anymore on the main street of Minas Tirith, then... we'll get run through or something. And getting run through is never fun, no matter what anyone has told you.”
“Haha! You can certainly attest to that, can't you?” He gestured with his head at Lauren's midsection, where Narthas' stitches were still holding in what remained of her vital organs.
“Well, the way I see it, I've lost a few inches around the waistline, and that's never a bad thing,” she laughed. “But in all seriousness, we should get a move on. I don't want to stick around in any one place for too long.”
Hound nodded. “Of course. Come on, get on,” he said, gesturing to his back. “You know, transporting the two of us would be so much easier if I had my proper vehicle alt mode.”
“Well,” she said, clambering up the wild cat with no more grace than any horse she had to ride along the journey. “Beggars can't be choosers. Or something.”
“One in the hand is better than two in the smelting pool?”
“A watched pot never boils?”
“If it ain't damaged, don't repair it?”
“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade?”
“Primus helps those who help themselves?”
“Hahaha, sure. Let's go.”
“That's what I was waiting for.”