Ode to Tim

[snowkitty]

This is my ode to Tim. Jazzie knows him. It can be sung to the tune of "It's Not Easy (Superman)" by Five For Fighting.

He can't stand to wake,
look in the mirror.
Because it might break
since he is such a queer.

He's more than a perv.
he's more than a gay.
He's more than some ugly face in the rain,
He makes me queasy -
he's so creepy.

I wish he would die,
and rot away for sure.
I probably wouldn't cry -
no, no, never.

It might sound absurd,
but that's where you're wrong!
Even I can hate Tim in a song.

He might sound disturbed,
and hell yes he is!
Even I can ace a pop quiz,
and it's so random
I think I'll die.

Run and run away, away from Tim!
It won't be alright! I won't sleep sound tonight,
because he's crazy...
and a stalker.

I'm glad that he moved,
because otherwise
I might actually attack him,
and he might die.

Then I'd be arrested,
and go to jail!
I hope Cameo would pay my bail.

And I would stand trial,
give the jury a cake,
and hope that I can actually bake.

Cake is good! Cake is good!
Cake is good! Cake is good!

I'd be arrested, I'd go to jail! I would stand trial! Give the jury a cake!

I'd be arrested, I'd go to jail! I would stand trial! Give the jury a cake! And Tim makes me queasy...

Tim makes me queasy...

He's so creepy.

[mysteria]

XD poor Tim, lol

you do realize this could count as cyber bullying, right?

love the song though, so, so true

[snowkitty]

He's a stalker. I bully him as much as Marissa is the moofin man.

[mysteria]

wha???

[snowkitty]

Marissa.

She's the Moofin Man.